The Latin Holy State of Kingdom of New Italy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Il Duce Claudio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.486 billion Romans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Roma. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kingdom of New Italyian economy, worth 878 trillion Roman lire a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,186 Roman lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The caged-bird trade is singing, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive, and loudmouthed journalists are given the chop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of New Italy's national animal is the Roman Doge, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Kingdom of New Italy is ranked 286,240^th in the world and 409^th in Astoria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.54 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.